ARGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

So, the boyfriend's ex-wife has finally decided to let me stay at home when he has the kids. Previously, I had to go spend the weekend with friends (thank the gods that my friends are so amazing!) while the kids were over. Well, surprisingly, she hasn't called and demanded that they be brought back home (yet). She did however get in one nice, petty, irritating move. The boyfriend must have told her that I am allergic to perfumes, because she sprayed her nasty, old lady perfume ALL over their clothing. I mean, ALL over. They opened up their suitcases, and I thought I was going to pass out because the stench was so bad. What a piece of work she is! She just seems to have stopped maturing in junior high school or something. I mean, how petty and spiteful do you have to be to spray perfume all over your 10-year old son's clothing? And it's a VERY girly perfume. Ah well. I should end this, I have to go and vomit again. Thank goodness there's a way to vent these frustrations and irritations so that I don't have to keep bugging my friends with all of this pettiness!

Nifty

So I saw this video over on Yahoo, and even though I've seen it before, I still think it's pretty cool. Now, why on earth can I not be even remotely this talented?

First!

So, this is my first post. On my first Blog. Wow. I'm sure everyone is as excited as I am. Oh wait a second....no one is here!!! Who-da thunk it? Any way, I just finished ranting and raving to my friend, so I believe that I'm tapped out for the day.