Bad Ego Week

Have you ever had one of those days, or weeks, where goofy weird things happen that just make you wonder? The last two days have been rough on my ego. I'm sure that it's all just crazy coincidence, but wow! what freaky things! First, I head over to Mafia wife's place for Thanksgiving and have a great time. Great food, great friends, what more could you ask for? I spent the night there so that we could hit up the Black Friday sales in the wee hours of the morning. Everything went great, and we had a great time. We head back to her house, nap, then hang out and talk for a bit before I head home. Pretty normal, right? While we're sitting there chatting, the chair I'm sitting on collapses! I'm thinking great, that makes me feel wonderful! So I head home, watch some movies with my boyfriend, and we head to bed. He hops into bed while I'm still brushing my teeth and getting ready for bed. Then I hop into bed, lean over to kiss him good night, and the bed frame lets out this hellacious "CRACK!" Yep, the side of the bed frame pops off the rest of the frame. Luckily, there's no real damage but it takes a bit to get it all re-attached. Now I'm scared to even touch anything! We get up in the morning and just kind of hang out. He makes me this fantastic dinner, and after watching a movie, decides that we're going to have some ice cream for dessert. Yay! Ben & Jerry's "Everything but the..."! I take like 2 bites, and my spoon breaks in half! So, I'm afraid to even touch anything any more. I told him I couldn't kiss him any more because I might break him. I mean, how freaky is this? I'm afraid that I won't even be able to finish writing out this post because typing will probably break my compute...