Definitions

Okay, I can't come up with anything original or amusing. I admit it. So, I stole the following from my email. I have no idea who originally wrote this, or I'd give proper credit. But, it is pretty darned true, so ENJOY!

I hope this gives you all as much as a laugh as I got!!!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right
and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in
fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about
nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this
is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now
doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For
the woman's response refer to #3.